And then he cocks his head and his neck gets all long and glorious: He's... he's a bit attractive, isn't he? But still a bit weird. Like an ostrich?
The internet corrects you: HE'S A FUCKING OTTER
You're like: Right of course otters all the otters they are known for being pale and long-necked he's definitely an otter oops.
You watch Sherlock: Oh. Right. Otter. No, it makes sense now, somehow. Sorry internet.
You live your life and think about Sherlock: He's really very intriguing.
You see 1000000000 gifsets on Tumblr in which his hands are doing odd things: I am weirdly aroused right now why is this happening to me.
You hear that one audio file of him cursing for like five minutes in different shows: God, his voice is quite sexy, isn't it?
You see gifs of his interviews: And HILARIOUS oh my god this man I love him but I still don't quite understand why EVERYONE wants to sex him up.
It's four in the morning and you can't sleep and his eyes are looking at you and you're looking back at them and they see into your soul: Oh fuck everything MY BODY IS READY.